Fly piper, fly!
The sheckles remain unresolved...
I HATE PIPER AND THE SMARMY TWATNESS EVEN MORE NOW, thank you Neo I love exuding hate.
Good question Burk. Could it be that you are secretly a masochist?
And then he managed to lose her and she got hit with a rock. TKO!
I see that she learned from the Judge's "proxy" magic.
But will Burk be able to jump really high?
Well, Burk, if you didn't keep picking fights with people who have some ability like flying to make things challenging, then it would just wouldn't be any fun now would it?
Burk needs to grind AGI.
Bwahaha.. i dont know if its Piper thats smart, or Burk who have been lucky so far in having terrain advantage. But this is more or less a classic demonstration of what also made fighters suck in 3.5 d&d
Piper is so young, she's still a Cub!
(That's an airplane joke. Because she flies. Yes, I am your dad.)
Burk needs more walls to jump off.
Burk only needs something heavy to tie himself to and throw it at her. The rest will come easily.
If he still had his pants, he could use 'em as a sling. I told him not to pick a fight without pants.
burk just needs to ... jump good.
Is it too late to confirm that bet of pi internet points?
All of Burk's notable fights have been with people with the ability to fly:
Logan Alexander, Archie(In theory, though he chose not to), Ariara, and now Piper.
So yes, Burk hasn't had the best luck except if you take into account the fact he picked ALL of these fights on his own. Just without the knowledge that they can fly. He should really do his research first.
Burk likes mages and magical entities (I think it's his turn-on, remember the affection he had for magical pigs?)). So he should know by now, that all of them can fly more or less. Even the pig has surprised him thanks to it.
@anonymous coward: Waiting to see which way the wind blows before making a bet, you sure live up to your name stranger. I'll confirm it but I'm gonna shake my head disapprovingly and mutter under my breath about online personas while I mark it down.