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Saturday, February 10 2018 - 12:28 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Have fun hitting me.

Fly piper, fly!

16082: Sid - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 12:29 AM

The sheckles remain unresolved...

C'mon Burk

16083: Atlas - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 12:35 AM

I HATE PIPER AND THE SMARMY TWATNESS EVEN MORE NOW, thank you Neo I love exuding hate.

16084: HoSt - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 12:42 AM

Good question Burk. Could it be that you are secretly a masochist?

16085: Chameon - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 12:46 AM

And then he managed to lose her and she got hit with a rock. TKO!

16086: Tom - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 1:00 AM

I see that she learned from the Judge's "proxy" magic.

But will Burk be able to jump really high?

16087: JailedCinder - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 1:13 AM

Well, Burk, if you didn't keep picking fights with people who have some ability like flying to make things challenging, then it would just wouldn't be any fun now would it?

16089: MatthewTheLucky - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 1:29 AM

Burk needs to grind AGI.

16090: Tor - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 1:49 AM

Bwahaha.. i dont know if its Piper thats smart, or Burk who have been lucky so far in having terrain advantage. But this is more or less a classic demonstration of what also made fighters suck in 3.5 d&d

16091: someone - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 2:00 AM

Piper is so young, she's still a Cub!

(That's an airplane joke. Because she flies. Yes, I am your dad.)

16092: Bisected - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 2:25 AM

Burk needs more walls to jump off.

16093: szmol - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 3:26 AM

Burk only needs something heavy to tie himself to and throw it at her. The rest will come easily.

16094: Silver - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 4:46 AM

If he still had his pants, he could use 'em as a sling. I told him not to pick a fight without pants.

16095: whitemanpt - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 5:31 AM

burk just needs to ... jump good.

16096: anonymous coward - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 5:55 AM

@Mynomedeplume
Is it too late to confirm that bet of pi internet points?

16097: Zed - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 9:24 AM

All of Burk's notable fights have been with people with the ability to fly:

Logan Alexander, Archie(In theory, though he chose not to), Ariara, and now Piper.

So yes, Burk hasn't had the best luck except if you take into account the fact he picked ALL of these fights on his own. Just without the knowledge that they can fly. He should really do his research first.

16098: Saiko - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 10:44 AM

Burk likes mages and magical entities (I think it's his turn-on, remember the affection he had for magical pigs?)). So he should know by now, that all of them can fly more or less. Even the pig has surprised him thanks to it.

16099: Mynomedeplume - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 10:52 AM

@anonymous coward: Waiting to see which way the wind blows before making a bet, you sure live up to your name stranger. I'll confirm it but I'm gonna shake my head disapprovingly and mutter under my breath about online personas while I mark it down.


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