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Saturday, July 4 2020 - 1:46 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Exhibition Grudge Match.


22512: noname - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 2:12 AM

Mini-Cha: Urgh, that announcement was terrible, Goldman. Stand aside. Let me show you how a real pro does this thing.

22513: random - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 2:25 AM

Ring out? Does that mean the opponent leaving the ring? In that case Burk can win by throwing Goldman off the arena. Or 1-hit KO him. Either of those are not technically fighting, right?

22514: Chris E. - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 3:17 AM

Goldman is lucky that Mini-Cha didn't include a "No rudely interrupting the previous fight" rule.

22515: LimaHotel - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 4:39 AM

I can actually see Burk losing this. He's very reliant on acrobatics and evasion to line up his punches - confined to a small arena space he may well be far less invincible. I guess it depends what Goldman's fighting style is.
'Course, I'm pretty sure Burk will win.

22517: Benedict - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 6:01 AM

Ah, the time limit! The odds Goldman saw were for "Burk beating him in a fight"- but Burk could easily force a draw. Tricking him into ringing himself out might also work- I wonder what assumptions are built into Goldman's power?

22518: Straightbackward - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 6:08 AM

Yisss, timeout is there. Now, what happens in case of timeout, a draw? The referee chooses winner? Coinfilp?

22519: MJBarr - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 6:11 AM

Its so easy its simple: All Burk has to do is split the ring in half, pick up the half with Goldman, and dump him out of the ring. Ezpz, no fighting required.

22520: Nick K - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 8:32 AM

When the focus shifts right before the fight starts I'll be super mad

22521: Keoaratr - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 11:16 AM

So what, Burk is gonna avoid fighting until time-out?

22522: Agent Cook - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 12:54 PM

I've come to like minicha. Putting goldman in his place twice is a pretty awesome thing to do.

22523: Storm - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 1:57 PM

Here's to hoping that a Mini-cha somehow ends up joining the party! I mean, Burk's master plan (www.neorice.com/hoh_burk_916) called for a robot, right? Com'n, Mini-cha!!

22524: Woodledude - Saturday, July 4 2020 - 9:41 PM

@Nick K I will also be perturbed when that thing that is undoubtedly going to happen happens. If it somehow does not happen, I will be markedly less perturbed. Either way though, we get more HoH. That's a pretty decent consolation if you ask me.

22533: K - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 9:48 AM

Why did he put his gloves back on?

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