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Monday, November 22 2021 - 9:20 PM
By: Neoriceisgood

Projectile attack.

At least ... he tried?

28767: The Someoner - Monday, November 22 2021 - 9:24 PM

Nice job, Noah. That really showed the tooth-riddled nightmare monster who is boss, I'm sure.

28768: someone - Monday, November 22 2021 - 9:24 PM

He got the projectile down. Now here comes the attack

28769: Fan - Monday, November 22 2021 - 9:33 PM

Well damn!

At least we now know that Noah is both weak physically and magically!

28770: Kiithnaras - Monday, November 22 2021 - 9:53 PM

Well I'll be darned.

I think we need to upgrade Noah's status. He is hereby amended from Useless to Mostly Useless.

28771: Brownie 24128 - Monday, November 22 2021 - 10:41 PM

@Fan. No he is not magically weak He is just using it wrong. A combination of focus surge and cover allows spirit to make physicall contact which is good for weapons but useless for slow, flat projectiles. This is not the kind of Fantasy Story where Magic missles explode because they normaly do in other Storys. Magic does exactly what the rules say it does.
I mean there has been a scientific Name about a magic chemical root in tobys Arc, why is it not obvious what kind of fantasy this is?

28772: Ahriman - Monday, November 22 2021 - 10:57 PM

Well, that attack all in all is similar to Goldman's Golden Bullet. Maybe if he trains he can reach decent damage levels

28773: WhiteValyrian - Monday, November 22 2021 - 11:06 PM

I have only myself to blame for believing Noah can actually be badass.

28774: Saiko - Monday, November 22 2021 - 11:53 PM

Magic Missiles newer miss. That is also true in this universe, I see. But their damage is low, as this level 1 Wizard has learned just now, and there are better suited targets for them than magically summoned nightmares.

28775: Whispers of Sorrow - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 12:15 AM

Oh Windows, I had hopes for you.

28776: someone - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 1:15 AM

@Kiithnaras: since his attempt didn't actually do anything other than catch the monster's attention, he's not Mostly Useless, but downgraded to Actually Detrimental.

Though that's still more entertaining to read about than just him being constantly passive, so yay!

28777: random - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 1:30 AM

This looks like an accurate representation of the damage output of any char I make in Path of Exile... (And the current league is thematically fitting with nightmares, so extra bonus!)

28778: Some guy - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 1:43 AM

@Saiko
Since his eyes are closed, i don't think he was actually aiming at anything. Maybe he should have thrown it straight up for a test instead.

28779: Tom - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 1:59 AM

Okay, Rome wasn't built in a day. Keep at it, Noah!

Also, that's TOO MANY TEETH for one creature. Can you imagine a dentist's visit?

28780: Tnoz - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 2:07 AM

Noah, please stop disappointing everyone.

28781: Ibri - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 2:54 AM

Hmm maybe he can make them pointy?

28782: Garrulous - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 5:05 AM

Yay! I love bouncy balls! But maybe don't launch your bouncy balls at monsters?

28783: Bigbillhell - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 5:49 AM

Well R.I.P, atleast you tried Noah.

28785: Tomtomy - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 6:08 AM

So impressively comical it is. Let's hope he can change that quickly enough

28786: Illyia - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 6:10 AM

This is all secretly part of the Noah's ultimate master plan.
See it is established he cant walk without falling over so he needs to first get the nightmare to come to him instead.
Therefore next page we will watch Noah heroically save the day by Ciel slicing the nightmare in 5 and then Noah falling over.

28787: Theon - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 7:41 AM

Yeah the problem isnt the magic, just that he made a bouncy ball rather than a spike.

28788: UnknownID - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 8:40 AM

Hilarious! :D

Noah, training is over, now comes the part to test what you have learned so far xD

28789: Baldwin - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 8:50 AM

Hmmmm, perhaps this is actually a protective bubble and he just needs to cast it around himself?

28790: Deliverance - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 9:51 AM

The only solution to lack of dakka is MORE DAKKA!

28791: Two - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 11:50 AM

That is great, Noah! Distract the monster, so that Nail can sneak attack from behind with a flanking bonus from you. (It _does_ work that way, doesn't it?!)

28792: Saiko - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 1:04 PM

The esper should actually know what Noah is trying to do, because he can hear and see Ciel. But maybe he wasn't paying attention.

28793: szmol - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 1:44 PM

I'm pretty sure that bouncy ball will come in handy somewhere else.

28794: Anonymous Person - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 2:05 PM

@Illya

Horrible Nightmare Beast: Grar?
Noah: I can't magic the shit out of you without you getting closer.
Horrible Nightmare Beast: Gragh, GLAAARGH!

28795: The_Squished_Elf - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 4:17 PM

I love how Noel is just dumbstruck by Noah’s incompetence. Even before the ball is thrown he can’t help but give Noah that “…what the heck are you doing…?” look.

28796: Fluffynator - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 6:21 PM

Come on Noah, get your marbles together.

28797: Chase - Tuesday, November 23 2021 - 10:39 PM

Holy shit, the lighting on this page is so good. Everything just blends together perfectly. Its great.


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