Plot twist: It did bite them in the ass. Neither Noel nor Noah were in the least bit surprised. Noah, in addition to that, also wasn't pleased, but that had sort-of been a theme in his life lately. The Legs, for their part, were quite fine with the turn of events that followed.

@neoriceisgood

Your writing is fantastic. It'll only kick them in the ass instead.

Poor Noah.

If next comes a hand and then some eyes, it's clearly a reference with Tobi's dungeon experience...

Tobi got saved by her grandpa - but who will save Noah?

Don't underestimate the capabilities of a pair of legs made of steel!

He did it on purpose!

Don't skip leg day.

@UnknownID you mean buns of steel {Θ͜Θ}

Since the enemy is just a pair of legs, this will be a Russian reversal nightmare: it is the ass that will bite them.

Correction: It bites them 'with' its ass

Moving on is the right move, really. Whatever those legs are going to do, it will most likely be easier to defend against them than it is to preemptively kill them.

It's more likely to kick them than bite them, but neither is something you'd want happening to your ass.

Okay, I deliberately checked comments today looking for the proper remarks of them legs kicking them back.

Now let the irony be that those trousers have a mouth and teeth.

But does it have balls of steel?

He jynxed it.