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Sunday, May 1 2022 - 2:03 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Code shenanigans.

Well, that's that. No more nukes.

The next mission is to not die.

31352: Baprr - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 2:06 AM

THE CLANK IS THE LEGS! I REPEAT THE CLANK IS THE LEGS!!!

31353: nanashi - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 2:12 AM

lmao imagine he actually gave him the correct code on accident. Any math enthusiasts know the probabilities?

31354: Maiker - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 2:21 AM

i can't believe it, it's a dream, a fever

also props to Halmer for being so convincing

31355: Jack - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 2:28 AM

The Empire's finest ladies and gentlemen. Well I guess the finest they were willing to send on a suicide mission.

31356: Keinname - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 2:30 AM

The deception would've worked a lot better if he resisted the urge to troll the JSP and just pretended there's dozens of unmarked codes, any of which could be correct.

31357: Grey - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 2:36 AM

@nanashi

One in billion, assuming that zeroes and all zeroes are allowed...

31358: Saiko - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 2:48 AM

Noah suggests a solution on his own, unasked? The world is ending.

31359: Tor Magnus - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 3:14 AM

@Grey

Shouldn't it be ten milliards/ billions (10 000 000 000) ?

31360: Tom - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 3:24 AM

#3 (now #1) must have been scammed over the phone so many times.

31361: Questionable Intent - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 3:59 AM

Halmer was alright before, but just how surprised he was at the idea of locking the system down and how brilliantly he lead our poor stupid new number 1 on. Halmer has tea grown on me. It is gonna be really sad when he inevitably sacrifices himself or just gets swallowed by some horrid nightmare as Nail returns. We can not have any sane characters with common sense here. *remembers mister Rat*

31362: zet - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 4:20 AM

Really lucky he didn't say 1234567890. That would probably have been right.

31363: Sloss - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 5:21 AM

They really let anyone in the empire's elite forces. No wonder the elves could attack the emperor's speech

31364: Rocky Rumbling Rascal - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 7:23 AM

Noah looks like he could use a nap.

31365: TaranAlvein - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 7:42 AM

@Tor Magnus - Sounds about right. Now, the only way they could feasibly be doomed is if the bomb has no lockout system, and the new #1 is Papyrus.

31366: Eight - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 8:15 AM

@zet: Are you sure that it wasn't 0000000000? Aaand: They used a 10-digit code instead of the classic 5-digit one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

31367: Stinger - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 9:35 AM

Might be worth noteing that they might have also doomed Justopiea by locking out the codes. They blew their ace in the hole.

If the mission fails, the only way out would be through the empire hiring Sunny to crater the entire city and blend it until Cheryl gets smushed

31368: LOCKTYDE - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 1:12 PM

Someone needs to get back to watching those legs. I fear for poor Sezah if they start moving.

31369: Otter Claw - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 7:22 PM

The "Funny" or sad thing about the latest number 1, is that aside from the general "Bad government" stuff you obviously get from JSP, from this you get another bad habit of some particularly bad Gov people irl; hiring people more for their loyalty, then competence.

Number 2 was competent of course, but he was still more loyal then reasonable, the new 1 is just a vapid moron who was probably brought through the ranks because he had the right people backing him up, and the right manners...

31370: Ladon - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 9:22 PM

The JSP are the highest law enforcement authority in the land, this was the third highest ranking and itsā€¦ this guy? How?

31371: Author's Note - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 10:50 PM

Ladon:

I will confirm that #3, #2, #1 are only their relative positions within Haven. They are not the 3 highest ranking members within the JSP by a long shot.

31372: Diju - Sunday, May 1 2022 - 11:04 PM

Speaking of relative I just realized how number 3 got his job, good olā€™ nepotism.

31396: Ladon - Monday, May 2 2022 - 9:51 AM

The JSP are the highest law enforcement authority in the land, this was the third highest ranking and itsā€¦ this guy? How?


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