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Saturday, November 25 2017 - 3:03 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

The legend of Felix: Part 1

I saw people in the discord chat complaining about the lack of Felix, worry not.

This story's hero has heard your plea.

14975: Whispers of Sorrow - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 3:15 AM

So, will he wash himself down the pit, or will he manage to fail even harder than that?

14976: Tom - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 3:51 AM

One week to send them into battle? Haha, oh Veda, you crazy lady.

Damn it Noah, we were THAT close to having an actual swear.

14977: anonymous coward - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 4:10 AM

I am eagerly anticipating the discovery that one of these people have a superpower connected to swearing. Just think how much swearing Felix would do if it were someone who thinks "crud" is strong language. :D

14978: LordCortist - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 5:41 AM

I literally laughed hard at the second comment!!! XD

Anyway, I like the way of Noah and Felix talking acting like from comedy show!

14980: Leo - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 10:48 AM

We've had plenty of swearing before, mostly from the Pirate Queen.

14981: Bisected - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 11:56 AM

Noah comment.

14982: someone - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 1:24 PM

I would have been sad if Felix didn't get an opportunity to make a fool of himself once again, and also get soaked wet.

14983: Saiko - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 2:39 PM

I'm sure that Felix wanted to say "suck my deck", instead of actual cussing.

14984: Atlas - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 4:14 PM

@LordCortist well Noah has to prepare himself so he can be the Straight Man to Burks Straw Man, it's going to take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOT OF PRACTICE.

14985: Pablo360 - Saturday, November 25 2017 - 6:55 PM

Noah, stop cockblocking.

14986: Jack - Sunday, November 26 2017 - 1:55 AM

I'm almost certain Felix has a raft on him. They are supposed to cross it with their magic, and technically speaking it would be his magic that got him across.

14987: random - Sunday, November 26 2017 - 3:16 AM

I wonder whether the "realm" in someone's head would become nastier if he swears a lot, and Noah is unconsciously trying to avoid that.

Like he enters Felix' head, and the 1st reaction of what he is seeing is "Oh well, where the f*cking hell am I?"

14988: Liutasiun - Sunday, November 26 2017 - 3:59 AM

I demand a Felix archive


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