48122: oskarloko - Wednesday, August 27 2025 - 2:35 AM
Held must take care of a new little sibling
48123: Tom - Wednesday, August 27 2025 - 3:42 AM
"Expert of grand proportions" is funny for some reason.
48124: Fuz - Wednesday, August 27 2025 - 6:13 AM
Make sure she doesn't eat a clown.
48125: Eight - Wednesday, August 27 2025 - 6:48 AM
"...doesn't eat anything funny" - that's an oddly specific request.
48126: Centaur - Wednesday, August 27 2025 - 11:47 AM
Eating anything funny seems a legit way to entertain oneself.
48127: Brite - Wednesday, August 27 2025 - 2:28 PM
Oh come on, Held, you've been the weird kid before.
(Granted, not nearly this weird.)
48128: CVulpine - Thursday, August 28 2025 - 1:52 AM
Held has been set a task of truly heroic difficulty
48139: Cellphone - Thursday, August 28 2025 - 7:22 PM
Tragically, due to Goldie inappropriately generalizing beyond the constraints of her dataset, the science of hair-eating was set back decades out of misplaced safety concerns.
Or maybe it's for the best, the alternative would be gross.
Held must take care of a new little sibling
"Expert of grand proportions" is funny for some reason.
Make sure she doesn't eat a clown.
"...doesn't eat anything funny" - that's an oddly specific request.
Eating anything funny seems a legit way to entertain oneself.
Oh come on, Held, you've been the weird kid before.
(Granted, not nearly this weird.)
Held has been set a task of truly heroic difficulty
Tragically, due to Goldie inappropriately generalizing beyond the constraints of her dataset, the science of hair-eating was set back decades out of misplaced safety concerns.
Or maybe it's for the best, the alternative would be gross.