Ok I just want to clarify, Burk is not, in fact, a regular teenager.
I would like to formally apologize for any confusion or distraught this remark may have resulted in. Your feelings towards him have been fully appropriate and not creepy in hindsight.
I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me for my careless use of language.
p.s. this is not a guarantee nor a promise I won't post misinformation in the info box again.