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Sunday, April 12 2026 - 2:58 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Am I in trouble?

Why adjust if there's no punishment, hm?

50758: Whispers of Sorrow - Sunday, April 12 2026 - 4:25 AM

Honestly I kind of like this pink haired rapscallion. That's a clear case of nominative determinism though.

Object translocation does seem pretty useful. More useful than Felix's cards - and that's not intended as a knock on his power.

50759: nameless - Sunday, April 12 2026 - 4:44 AM

apparently the threat of explosive decapitation is not enough to keep those kids in line...

50760: Agent_Cook - Sunday, April 12 2026 - 6:27 AM

And he was executed that very afternoon

50761: Tom - Sunday, April 12 2026 - 9:04 AM

Oh, we got names.

Yeah, Arsene will 100% end up as the Levin of the arc.

50762: TaranAlvein - Sunday, April 12 2026 - 9:41 AM

Boy, be more polite! You bring your namesake shame!

50763: Whispers of Sorrow - Sunday, April 12 2026 - 12:35 PM

@Tom: Well, with a name like *that*... perhaps it's too obvious though? In terms of "student most likely to attempt to stuff Windows in the nearest locker", the Malhartians appear to be baring a grudge.

50764: Radical Dreamer - Sunday, April 12 2026 - 1:36 PM

He's a bit too cavalier considering the situation he and all the students are in. This 'is' about turning them into something useful to the empire. Being nothing but a problem might get him cut.

That said, I think he wisely chose not to share his magic. I have a feeling their first assignment is going to pit them against one another in some light espionage and having your magic secret might be beneficial.

50766: noname - Sunday, April 12 2026 - 2:03 PM

Huh. What a fun week.

Most recent HoH page:
Introduces a character named "Arsene."

Most recent El Goonish Shive page:
Talks about Sherlock Holmes.

Also, how come when Arsene says "sir" it kinda sounds like "fuck you"?


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