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Friday, May 8 2026 - 12:21 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Superhuman protectors.

Whomst is this?!

51122: Zyzyzyryxy - Thursday, May 7 2026 - 7:14 PM

The ground there must be heavily tilted, vertical almost, if all those blood splotches drip in exactly one direction :)

51123: noname - Friday, May 8 2026 - 2:43 AM

I like the subtle humour of the Revenant going "SCREEEEE!!!" and seemingly closing in for the kill like a mindless killing machine out to kill someone, only to then get as distracted by this VERY flowery annunciation as any fully sentient being would be. Kinda carries an air of "Ah, I guess this is the part where I kill everyone, eh? Very well. *clears throat* IMMA MOIDERIZE ALL Y'ALL!! HORRIFYING SCREAAaa-- Bwuh?! What is the hell is that inflowernal voice? ...wait, am I being foiled?"

51124: giovanni - Friday, May 8 2026 - 4:23 AM

is that the plant guy hero?

51125: Nascent - Friday, May 8 2026 - 6:21 AM

Those are some of the most chill chickens in all of fiction.

Then again, if they work on Zelda rules, they're also (collectively) an apex predator and ender of civilizations, so...

51126: Radical Dreamer - Friday, May 8 2026 - 6:29 AM

That is the kind of heroic entrance Burk would approve of.

51127: Strannik - Friday, May 8 2026 - 8:34 AM

With so many roses, I guess it must be Aphrodite the Pisces knight who is coming.

51128: Aui - Friday, May 8 2026 - 9:22 AM

It's THE GIRL

51129: Storm - Friday, May 8 2026 - 11:34 AM

Will it be Burk's sister?

@Nascent: Chickens are dinosaurs, in the clade Dinosauria. They have seen things.

51130: Tom - Friday, May 8 2026 - 12:57 PM

Which European hero will arrive to the rescue?

51131: Anthony - Friday, May 8 2026 - 4:43 PM

We can only hope for the return of the true hero, the Aristocrat.

51132: Gobo - Saturday, May 9 2026 - 1:13 AM

The twist: Livaran ghouls have their horns on their hands.


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