Monday, June 29 2026 - 9:41 PM
By: Neoriceisgood
Tobi dragging.
She is definitely a contender for the most draggable protagonist by virtue of being a tiny squirt.
Though after careful consideration the only protagonist who is not in anyway draggable is probably Burk.


















I feel like the tierlist for most draggable protagonist would need two different categories. At this point in their canon stories, the "while conscious" leaderboard would probably still have Noah (Aka Windows, Radar) in first place, despite Held's youth and Tobi's small stature. (I may be underestimating Noah here. It's hard to tell. But he's the only one who I'm like "would he fight back at all, if the dragging wasn't obviously into peril"?)
"While unconscious", on the other hand, Tobi is in fierce competition with Held. Burk is obviously heaviest, and also probably carrying significant quantities of weights, and Noah is probably heavier than Tobi... (despite also probably being younger?)
I'd guess Held-at-this-point-in-her-story wins, but only if you interpret that as the flashback. Presumably Purpmane's-present-Held is heavier than Tobi and Noah - but likely carrying fewer weights than Burk. (And also likely "actually lighter".)
Three is, of course, refraining from using hand signs so that he doesn't realize they're capable of communication. Let's hope tobi can infer that.
Poor Three.
It does look like its able to experience genuine grief?
And to make matter worse, its kinda left without a way to express it.
At this point i wonder if Three used to be a person. It would not be the least ethical thing the Global Order has done at this point.
Counterpoint: Burk might be harder to drag, but he's accompanied by a large group of loyalish people, so a couple of people could help drag him. As opposed to Tobi or Noah, who'd have to hope at least one person cares enough to (even if they only need one).
Burk could most likely be easy to drag if you convinced him it was the Secret Traversal Technique: Hero Slide
We don't talk about Shalia here !
Nero isn't strictly speaking lying. He's just doing that annoying thing that many Presidents tend to do where he omits information that might be detrimental to his interests both so that he'll be more convincing and so that if some of that sensitive information resurfaces again, he'll have plausible deniability and be able to claim ignorance.
@osksbehsoxb Maybe Three is just neither confirming nor denying. Saying some choice words, knowing he won't understand them.
I need to make a point about Noah being the most draggable as proven by already being dragged out in pain and preferring that to self-motion.
https://www.neorice.com/hoh_noah_1814
I rest my case.
If we consider lack of consciousness as category, we should *also* recall Noah was carried around inside a Catzdroid after the Dentist incident. Though I agree "egged" Tobi can seem life a fair match, Noah recovered conscience while in the Catzdroid and stayed there as the half of the bicephalean cat until it was dispelled.
There is no match.
Just to contribute, Noah also technically gets carried around people's minds when he enters them.
Did the old guy not mention the paladin having carried Tobi on her back? Not a big leap of logic there.