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Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Enjoying local culture.

Now that's a good distraction if any.

52131: Carolina Reaper - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 12:20 AM

TWO cigars, guy??? clearly he's blue bird

52132: Zet - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 12:29 AM

Wow, Guy is a diplomat!

52133: A_voice_from_the_shadows - Tuesday, August 18 2026 - 5:33 PM

Guy is really starting to enjoy himself, because he got a cigarette in his mouth and a burning cigar in his hand, while saying this. :-D

52134: Keoaratr - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 12:54 AM

Guy seems to have a cigar both in his hand and his mouth.

52135: Tor - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 2:33 AM


leading this group is stressful enough to make Guy pre-emptively chainsmoke.

52136: improv - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 3:01 AM

did eville words actually reach piper? she is holding back, finally. :)

52137: zet - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 3:20 AM

Oh, the 2nd cigar ... reminds me of the scene in Monkey island 2 where the fisher had 2 pipes as well:

https://monkeyisland.fandom.com/wiki/The_Blowfish?file=Fisherman_mi2.png

52138: Straightbackward - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 3:28 AM

After seeing Burk plow through the Alvarian "yuck" food (as advertised). I'd be particularly amused if he dislikes Livarian food.

Anyway, won't be surprised if Pablo wants to help his county by trying to intercept BB, or maybe it is such a pressing matter that the patriarch refuses to grant permission to continue until the risk has passed. Ofc, everyone should rightfully pile on Guy, the party pooper.

52139: Ghost - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 5:12 AM

Ahhh a nice meal and a drink, and by sheer chance they'll stumble right into a mess, either Guy is actually setting this all up having deduced something from facts about the blue bird we're unaware of which will lead them confidently into fun! Something I have doubts about as he is very focused on finding goldie and ginger. More likely he thinks it will be 'safe' but Murphy (also probably neo too but writers and murphy are always good drinking buddies) will rope them in somehow after what Guy said he can do no less. Queue a smash cut to Pablo screaming and a burning city with rubble flying towards him and narration going 'Yep thats me....'

52140: Tor - Wednesday, August 19 2026 - 8:07 AM


Well. Its not impossible that the Patriarch starts by sending Pablo to look at the Blue Bird. If some national treasure is in danger.


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