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Sunday, July 5 2020 - 2:29 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

A path to victory.

To put your minds at ease, no there won't be a perspective shift right as the fight starts.

22525: Tor - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 2:58 AM

And at the same time, a chance for Goldmans earlier behavior to bite him in the ass.

At least part of the audience is going to be disposed very positively towards anyone making him look silly.

Else, lovely comic!

22526: random - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 2:58 AM

Judging by Neos comment, there WILL be a shift mid-fight. I'm preparing my pitchfork already.

22527: Bogg - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 3:12 AM

Let the "Nopeing" BEGIN!

22528: Storm - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 3:18 AM

Okay, so Goldman needs to clearly score more "clean hits" than Burk to win. Otherwise, it goes to vote, and hard to imagine Goldman beating Burk in a vote after his little stunt and general obnoxiousness. (At very least, the group of Heroland Shaders would seem unlikely to support Goldman.)

But if Burk can't fight back, then it'd seem like Goldman just needs to clearly land one "clean hit" to win.

22529: Lord Incaros - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 3:28 AM

Ooooooo. A way so that Burk's victory isn't a forgone conclusion. Nice.

22530: Cluedrew - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 4:16 AM

@Storm: I'm sure Burk could be forgiven with a nose boop or two in that case.

22531: Fuz - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 4:17 AM

So... we will not see Burk fight anyway.

Neorice, you're KING of letdowns.

22532: Nitrotetrazole - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 9:18 AM

im just eager to see goldman go "What in the flying fuck ?!?!"

22534: SilentWrangler - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 10:00 AM

It would be rather hilarious if Golden Bullet hits a member of audience by accident and gets him disqualified. Then he indeed ends the match in a single attack.

22535: Sporf - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 10:40 AM

@fuzzy it's not like we've never seen Burk fight, we've seen him fight heroes and villains a few times now. We've even seen him encounter foes he simply couldn't beat and have to hide. Now we're going to see him "nope" around the ring, which we've seen a bit of, but I don't think we've had a full "nope" fight before, just partial ones. This will probably be pretty funny and more of a challenge as previous "nopes" just allowed him to eventually leave, this time he has to "nope" to victory. Although a Burk fist to this guys stupid haired face would be pretty satisfying. Burk doesnt seem to like to break his word. Even seeking ways to keep at least the letter of it in situations were no one would judge him for breaking it. (Like fighting the crazy magic spree killer) Although he does try to keep it quiet when he breaks it mistakenly.

22536: Mousio - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 11:16 AM

Let the killin- I mean match, begin.

@neorice it seems burks missing tooth has regenerated back. Maybe check it out again?

22537: Chris E. - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 1:13 PM

Perhaps Burk earlier found a hero with the power of dentistry.
Regarding the 15 minute limit, I guess the previous fight probably also had that limit, so Goldman was being really impatient. And it is plenty of time for Pablo to appear and give Burk permission to fight, though more likely we're going to see Burk going for the whole 15 minutes.

22541: Straightbackward - Sunday, July 5 2020 - 11:35 PM

Oh Goldamn, didn't you hear the green-haired punklike hero? Don't start your fights with the same move, you can't allow yourself to be predictable.

(In all fairness, he's confident he'll win, Burk had 0% chance. It is still fun to poke at him nevertheless.)

22656: Keinname - Sunday, July 12 2020 - 6:03 AM

You'd think that mini-cha would inform Burk's "Parent" Pablo that his "child" that he expressed worry about got into a duel.
After all, Burk's still registered in that child surveilance program.

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