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Saturday, July 22 2017 - 12:58 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

The Aristocrat's Goal Revealed!

Yeah that's right.

Don't think any of you guys called this one, did you?!

13402: Author's Note - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 1:17 AM

For those who need a refresher:


13403: Fluffynator - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 1:37 AM

Oh i bet its gonna be like:

1) Get pants
2) Beat up bad guys
3) Eat something
4) Sleep
5) Repeat

13404: Darius Drake - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 2:20 AM

He wants to be the Cool Guy? But he can't be the Cool Guy! Noah's going to be the Cool Guy, it's basically the core of his entire character. Just like Tobi's going to be the Girl.

...he probably can't be the Robot, either, as that's 13, and Diplomat is the Mage. Honestly, he doesn't have a place to properly fit in Burk's Master Plan.

13405: Silver - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 3:36 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what he stole?? HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait to see his face when he takes a look at it...

Or will Guy get interested in it and take it? Fun either way... Turns out "misguided" was quite appropriate.

@Author's Note (thanks for the link)

13406: Tom - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 3:58 AM

Interesting! Suddenly his secrecy makes sense...

... but his target silly xD

13407: Tor - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 4:09 AM

Oh gods.. Thats what he has been after the whole time?
It is kinda surprising though, his desire to become a Hero on personal merit alone.

But i do look forward to his reaction upon seeing the actual plan. I will predict here and now he belives its a decoy :P

13408: Bisected - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 4:51 AM

Twist: He finds Burk's headband, the true source of his power.

13409: Silver - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 5:00 AM

Hey, the 5 step hero plan only has 4 steps, so believing it's a decoy isn't unlikely at all! Or he'll just try to find the missing fifth step so it all makes sense. Or he'll bleed from the eyes again. It's up in the air at the moment.

13410: giovanni - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 5:04 AM

oh gods.... hahahaha

its that... hahahjah

i would have never expected

13411: iceiceice - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 10:50 AM

I have no words. Only


13412: Bailoroc - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 5:18 PM

I gotta say, enough though I never really liked the guy, I have to admit, him wanting to actually EARN his hero status is surprisingly, well, *nobel* of him.

He's still a grade-A jerkass, though.

13414: David Argall - Saturday, July 22 2017 - 7:32 PM

But... to hear of Burk's master plan, you have to listen to Burk. But listening to Burk mean wondering whether he is insane or stupid or both. That in turn means the "master plan" is insane, stupid, or both, unless we accept the word of the crazy stupid guy as an endorsement.

13415: Kiithnaras - Sunday, July 23 2017 - 12:23 AM

Actually, I think we did call it: The Aristocrat is a moron.

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