Due to a serious case of "real life" syndrome, Guido is unable to post a comic today. Also he has Swine Flu. And AIDS. He may or may not post a comic tomorrow, depending on whether he has died yet - that's how much he loves you guys.

Seriously though, he had a good reason for not making a comic today... I'd tell you, but it's highly confidential, top secret information (as is the reason he asked me to post this instead of doing it himself).

I've uploaded a mini Herman comic though, in the hopes that it will ease the soul crushing disappointment you're no doubt feeling after reading this post (or possibly more so in the hopes that you'll remember to vote because of it). Hopefully that one wasn't supposed to be confidential.