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Friday, May 21 2021 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Dirty secrets.

Reading this comment box is also an executable offense.

25861: SFrip - Friday, May 21 2021 - 12:10 AM

But how can they be sure they won't be executed once there?

25862: tracer - Friday, May 21 2021 - 12:19 AM

Which of the guards was that?

25863: King Pin - Friday, May 21 2021 - 12:30 AM

So that is why no one has commented here yet? Hey wait, wait where are you taking me?!?

25864: someone - Friday, May 21 2021 - 12:38 AM

*scout voice* i'm dead!

25865: Bisected - Friday, May 21 2021 - 1:18 AM

alrightkeepyoursecrets.frodo

25866: random - Friday, May 21 2021 - 1:25 AM

An abomination unto Nuggan?

25867: noname - Friday, May 21 2021 - 2:29 AM

I was kinda worried that someone would overhear this secret talk (and, to be fair, we're not out of the woods just yet,) but this turned out great. Noah even thanked Jamal, so here's to him being not-a-complete-dipshit.

In other news: R.I.P. Kentaro Miura, creator of "Berserk", one of the most iconic and influential fantasy manga series that's ever graced our world and that will now probably remain an unfinished masterpiece.

25868: Tor - Friday, May 21 2021 - 2:34 AM


Its an abomination unto Nuggan, to take Nuggan's name in vain Random.

25869: Franz - Friday, May 21 2021 - 5:23 AM

Well, not being executed is reason enough for overjoy!

25871: Grey - Friday, May 21 2021 - 5:31 AM

You forget to add that commenting is also executable offense...

25872: The_Squished_Elf - Friday, May 21 2021 - 5:33 AM

@Tracer - I'm pretty sure this is the uptight female guard who doesn't get along well with Eloy.

25875: Taran Alvein - Friday, May 21 2021 - 6:20 AM

Treason is punishable by death! Asking what constitutes treason is also punishable by death!

25876: someone - Friday, May 21 2021 - 7:54 AM

Pointing out the typo in "assembly" is also punished by execution; fortunately there's at least another poster who signs there as the extremely vague identity of "someone" so I have a good chance they'll take the wrong person.

25877: Violet - Friday, May 21 2021 - 11:04 AM

Good thing the royal guard narrowly missed the actual important secret.

25878: Some guy - Friday, May 21 2021 - 11:43 AM

@Tor
But then, what isn't. Maybe Sergeant Jackrum, but only to keep Nuggan's secrects safe.

25879: UnknownID - Friday, May 21 2021 - 1:34 PM

Good that this royal guard entered the room later than sooner :D

25880: Z2 - Friday, May 21 2021 - 10:41 PM

Tyranny 101: make EVERYTHING illegal and enforce it arbitrarily, that way you're punishing who you want to but there's technically always a legal basis.

28160: Agent_Cook - Wednesday, October 20 2021 - 12:50 AM

Suicide attempts are considered felonies in the Empire and are punishable by death


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